Motivational Slogans

All management need motivational slogans. Here are some examples:

• If you're not with us, you're against us
• Let's smash the opposition
• Look at these people [the opposition] they want your jobs
• We're gonna be the best, better than all the rest, no really, we are, oh yeah
• Some projects are so bad that the people on them should be ashamed to draw their salaries
• Look at this example of good engineering, good isn't it, we should be like that
• Dinosaurs died out, don't be a dinosaur
• Imagine a biscuit...
• Discipline in everything
• Life's not fair
• False promises lead to false hope, so I'm promising nothing and everything
• Let's keep things moving forward
• Let's get out there and bang the drum
• We're going to think outside of the box, push the envelope and drive things forwards, over the edge
• We have the best products, even though our sales are not the best
• We've cut the dross now, so we're raring to go
• When we expand and go on the stock market, we'll all be rich... one day...

Maybe you'd like to suggest some of your own?